porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
