Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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