Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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