i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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