Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
