I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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