Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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