Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The ass gains better be worth it
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