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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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