real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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