pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he was CRYING into my vagina
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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