Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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