People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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