Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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