What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
