Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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