Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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