Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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