He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
