You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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