Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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