you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Houston, we have a blender
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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