Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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