the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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