I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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