we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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