You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I can't turn off my feet"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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