I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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