At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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