i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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