her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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