Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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