I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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