did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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