Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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