Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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