: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
