i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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