I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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