Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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