you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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