You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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