that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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