I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
