I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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