i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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