We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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