im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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