so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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