probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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